this just in, elyjm1313 is the sweetest human alive. she saw the post about my cat and came to my rehearsal to give me a hug and chocolate. love you, darling <3 <3 <3
You would think that Andrew Jackson was giving you his undivided attention, and then you would glance over and notice that he had devoted the last several minutes to making a laborious sketch of an alligator.
“Mr. President!” you would gasp, indignantly.
“I have a bullet lodged inside my body,” he would say. “From killing a man in a duel. A better man than you.” He would resume drawing the alligator."
Kevin Smith (director) on the ridiculousness of movies about sex receiving NC-17 ratings while extremely violent movies get by with R ratings. (via kevinnj)
And if she hasn’t masturbated already, it could maybe be because she’s been hearing her whole life that masturbation is gross and wrong and especially don’t do it if you’re a girl because you wouldn’t want to be gross and sexual. :p this guy has the right idea though. Lose rape/assault as a plot device. Just throw that right in the trash.
feeling intimidated by people you want to be really good friends with