this just in, elyjm1313 is the sweetest human alive. she saw the post about my cat and came to my rehearsal to give me a hug and chocolate. love you, darling <3 <3 <3

  • *When I first started watching Achievement Hunter*
  • Me: I'll never be able to tell these guys apart.
  • *Watching Achievement Hunter Now*
  • *Someone sneezes in the video*
  • Me: Bless you, Michael

You would think that Andrew Jackson was giving you his undivided attention, and then you would glance over and notice that he had devoted the last several minutes to making a laborious sketch of an alligator.

“Mr. President!” you would gasp, indignantly.

“I have a bullet lodged inside my body,” he would say. “From killing a man in a duel. A better man than you.” He would resume drawing the alligator.


-On Presidential Doodlers

Said alligator:


(via thedancingtoast)

(Source: roger-rabbit)


hahaha her face is priceless. [x] 


hahaha her face is priceless. [x



"I was on the cover of Time magazine in June, and that same month, four trans women of color were murdered in the United States. So just because I got an Emmy nomination doesn’t mean the lives of trans people aren’t in peril every day.” - Laverne Cox


"Do you think that your 16 year old daughter hasn’t masturbated already? Like, do you really think there’s anything in that scene that this chick hasn’t already tried when the lights go out at night, or in the bathroom, or in the tub, or with the shower head or something like that? I’m telling you, man, I’m not teaching this broad anything new. If I were to create a rating system, I wouldn’t even put murder right at the top of the chief offenses. I would put rape right at the top, and assault against women. Because it’s so insanely overused and insulting how much it’s overused in movies as a plot device, a woman in peril. That, to me, is offensive, yet that shit skates."

Kevin Smith (director) on the ridiculousness of movies about sex receiving NC-17 ratings while extremely violent movies get by with R ratings. (via kevinnj)

And if she hasn’t masturbated already, it could maybe be because she’s been hearing her whole life that masturbation is gross and wrong and especially don’t do it if you’re a girl because you wouldn’t want to be gross and sexual. :p this guy has the right idea though. Lose rape/assault as a plot device. Just throw that right in the trash.

(via and-she-was-a-child)



feeling intimidated by people you want to be really good friends with


#feeling intimidated by people you’re already friends with