aigla: That moment when you finish a book, look around, and realize that everyone is just carrying on with their lives as though you didn’t just experience emotional trauma at the hands of a paperback.
cm-punkd: fuck sexuality if i’m attracted to you then i’m attracted to you
“In English,” Professor Austin said, “a double negative forms a positive....– Linguistics joke « The Diacritics (via katydidkatydidnt)
‘Augustus Waters was a self-aggrandizing bastard. But we forgive him. We forgive...– John Green - The Fault in Our Stars (via beneca-crane)
wvnderbar: in hell you have to explain every one of your text posts to a sweet old lady from the 1800s
Oooooh wee ooooohh: Avengers Quiz Tony Stark/ Iron... →
Avengers Quiz Tony Stark/ Iron Man  You like booze  You are the life of the party [X] You love gadgets  You can be rather cocky  Your favorite colour is red or gold  You’re good with computers [X] You use sarcasm a lot [X] You love getting attention  You’re good at mechanics [X] You have issues with your parents 4/10 Dr. Bruce Banner/ The Hulk  You’re good at science [X] You can...
Just finished Children of Earth
I don’t know what to do with all my feelings D’=
thymosophos: the-mighty-moriarty: ...
shaving23spiders: toon-summoned-skull: people who explain the jokes see what this post is saying is that he doesn’t like it when people explain jokes
sctot: i heard the funniest time travel joke tomorrow